Yogi Berra Sez

Yogi Berra - here to make you laugh because LAUGHTER is the best Medicine!

 LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE - you all need this 

YOGI BERRA SEZ

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. 

Yogi Berra 

All pitchers are liars or crybabies. 

Yogi Berra 

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. 

Yogi Berra 

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. 

Yogi Berra 

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken. 

Yogi Berra 

Even Napoleon had his Watergate. 

Yogi Berra 

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true. 

Yogi Berra 

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious. 

Yogi Berra 

How can you think and hit at the same time? 

Yogi Berra 

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken. 

Yogi Berra 

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary. 

Yogi Berra 

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself? 

Yogi Berra 

I never said most of the things I said. 

Yogi Berra 

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house. 

Yogi Berra 

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question. 

Yogi Berra 

I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary. 

Yogi Berra 

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. 

Yogi Berra 

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em. 

Yogi Berra 

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be. 

Yogi Berra 

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer. 

Yogi Berra

If you come to a fork in the road, take it. 

Yogi Berra 

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else. 

Yogi Berra 

In baseball, you don't know nothing. 

Yogi Berra 

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. 

Yogi Berra 

It ain't over till it's over. 

Yogi Berra 

It ain't the heat, it's the humility. 

Yogi Berra 

It gets late early out there. 

Yogi Berra 

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much. 

Yogi Berra 

It's like deja-vu, all over again. 

Yogi Berra 

It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it. 

Yogi Berra 

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets. 

Yogi Berra 

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded. 

Yogi Berra 

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting. 

Yogi Berra 

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face. 

Yogi Berra 

The future ain't what it used to be. 

Yogi Berra 

The only color I don't have is navy brown. 

Yogi Berra 

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win. 

Yogi Berra 

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase. 

Yogi Berra 

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em. 

Yogi Berra 

We have deep depth. 

Yogi Berra 

We made too many wrong mistakes. 

Yogi Berra 

When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it. 

Yogi Berra 

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. 

Yogi Berra 

You can observe a lot by just watching. 

Yogi Berra 

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours. 

Yogi Berra 

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you. 

Yogi Berra 

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there. 

Yogi Berra